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  For Christmas, the Bears got us the greatest gift of all - a whole week without being dunked on by the national media

The Bears kicked the crap out of the Raiders for four quarters with a backup, undrafted rookie QB from a DII school who was 4th on the depth chart this training camp, a 4'th string RB, and something like the 9'th offensive line combination in 7 weeks. Your two journeyed hosts have seen a Jimmy Clausen-led offense punt on every possession, a Matt Barkley-led offense that threw 5 interceptions in one game, and a fair share of starting QBs that have thrown for a ZERO passer rating. Coach Bob takes the joy of seeing a nobody QB show up and execute a successful offense and runs with it for an hour while Pat tries in vain to temper expectations (the mic was turned off after an hour, but some say Coach Bob is still ranting about Tyson Bagent to this day). 

Guys, it happened! The Bears won a game! And not just won, but utterly dismantled a pretty good defense! The Bears scored every single drive for an entire half! They punted for the first time in the third quarter! How many sentences can be ended in an exclamation point before you hit diminishing returns(?)!

 With final rosters cuts over with, preseason accomplished, and an actual NFL game in our future, your world-renowned hosts go over the critical plays that mattered in week 3 and how the roster's looking going into the first game of the season. Also, Coach Bob fawns over Tyson Bagent, as is his tradition and right.

Preseason Week 2 happened! We saw exactly zero starters, Gervon Dexter looked kinda slow, and Tyrique Stevenson made a series of baffling plays, but who cares because Roschon Johnson showed up and flew threw the defense like a pinball and also THE TYSON BAGENT EXPERIENCE

 It's actually happening! Darnell Wright taking actual NFL snaps (ish)! Gervon Dexter plowing through O-linemen! Trevis Gipson taking his depth chart rage out on future Titans practice squaders! Listen below, or wherever the hell you get your podcasts. I dunno, I'm not your mom.