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 If you're reading this, you know all the talking points already— Football coaches are, as a rule, antiquated, dogma-fueled, and generally optimized towards minimizing probability of embarrassment rather than maximizing probability of wining. The standard decision of kicking or punting on 4th down rather than going for it is based on mitigating humiliation, and flies in the face of analytics, which unequivocally point to coaches being laughably conservative, IE - " Punt, kick or go for it on fourth down? Method to NFL analytics models - ESPN ": Analytics! There's a consensus on the "why" as well - NFL coaches don't understand the numbers, analytics, or really even statistics in general. ...except that's complete horseshit. Fans haven't ran the numbers and don't understand the analytics. The average NFL fan can't get through a fantasy football draft without 13 legs up from ChatGPT, you telling me these ESPN fans've done a regression on...

A funny thing happened recently where the laughable ineptitude of past Bears coaches came up, today, and every day, all the time because it's an overflowing well for which there is no bottom. However, folks are often surprised as just how much I hate Matt Nagy. "You hate Matt Nagy!?"     I do. So much. So, so much. "Wait, is it because he blatantly ignored the very obvious limitations with his QB and offense and, rather than even try to come up with a solution, or even improvement,  instead spent a whole offseason in a pants-shittingly insane frenzy over a kicker battle?"     It sure doesn't help! "And then the guy who won the battle, Eddie Pineiro, got injured, and they, out of duress, went to Cairo Santos, who ended up being one of the most accurate kickers in Bears history? So they effectively proved their kicker battle was a pointless waste of time, an embarrassment to the franchise, and also not even effective at finding the best kicker?...

  The Chicago Bears walked into the locker room at the end of their first game with Ben Johnson as head coach after a loss to an NFC rival in the final moments of the one-score game to thunderous boos echoing through Soldier Field. Fans left in droves even before the clock ran out, leaving the stadium and feeling of the game as worryingly hollow. The Chicago Bears walked into the locker room at the end of their final  game of the season with Ben Johnson as head coach after a loss to an NFC rival in the final moments of the one-score game to thunderous cheers echoing through Soldier Field. Fans stayed long after the clock ran out, entire sections giving a roaring standing ovation of appreciation, leaving the stadium, and the season, with a feeling of hope . But what makes this season so special, now that the lights are off and the door is shut, with the Bears' playoff wins over the past 15 years going from 0 to just 1? How did a fanbase go from booing their head coach in his fi...

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Your beloved hosts take stock of the Bears at the end of the season, note all the many ways we exceeded expectations, and finally, look ahead at what could be for A PLAYOFF GAME AGAINST THE PACKERS AT HOME GUYS

 At this point basically everyone on earth who cares about the Bears enough to know who Tory Taylor is is also mad about him. "The Bears wasted a 4th round pick" is the rallying cry of basically everybody from  reddit , to Forbes writing him off as "just another punter" , to PFF giving our golden Aussie a bottom-6 grade for most of the season. Even beloved BWF-endorsed stats warlock Jonathan Wood labeled him as a " massive bust ": And even conversations among the most deranged of Bears fans have resulted in messages like this: Now, while I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like Tory Taylor's stats are lying and he actually is the secret best punter in NFL history, I am gonna comment on the pervasive talking point that taking a punter in the fourth round at all was an indefensible misuse of draft capital. Because it wasn't. It isn't. Taking a punter in the fourth round is a perfectly reasonable use of draft capital if he's a top tier pun...

  Your beloved hosts Coach Bob and Patrick discuss the odd peace fans are feeling as NFC North Champions after the loss against one of the best offenses in the NFL. Caleb is clearly A Guy, the Bears are clearly a perennial playoff team, and Collinsworth is clearly in need of taking his Mahomes magazine away from the broadcast booth. Will the loss affect the playoff seeding? Will the offense be healthy going into them? Will your hosts holiday broadcast after a near-lethal amount of eggnog make up for the terrible audio quality? Find out this time on BEAR WEATHER FANS