7 Rules Changes the NFL Is Too Afraid To Make
Recently, the NFL has changed the rules on everything from kickoffs to whether or not you're allowed to touch the passer without a safeword and written apology (the answer is "no*", where the asterisk is "*unless they're on the Bears", in which case the refs will gladly turn their head while the pass rushers used the face of the franchise to scrub their cleats). Football fans are treating changes to their game with all the dignity and grace you would come to expect from a demographic who still suspects Tim Tebow was blackballed from the league because of Jesus but Colin Kaepernick should be dead. And seeing all of this rage from the very audience I write for over a few rule changes has inspired me with a simple goal: What if I Made This Worse Here are some rule changes the absolute prudes in the NFL are too scared to implement: 7. Field Goals Just Got More Intense A simple, binary 3-points-or-none is an outdated rule from an era where players were all m...