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BWF Pod: Preseason Series Episode 2 - The Great Ryan Poles Review

  Your exhaulted hosts review all the Ryan Poles moves he's made so far, along with how the team's shaping up going into the season.

BWF Pod: Preseason Special — The Preseason Coach Spectacular

 It's the preseason Coach Episode spectacular! No depth chart talk, no schedule talk, no Tyson Bagent talk (alright that's a lie, there's a little), just one very special episode about the new coaching staff. Join in as your intrepid hosts evaluate the merits of Ben Johnson and his coaching staff, and both independently come to the realization that we should be more embarrassed of the past.

BWF Pod - Week 2, Texans 19, Bears 13: So the defense is really great and so is the special teams and hey look, I'm running out of characters

 The Bears defense looks legit! Like literally dominant . Kyler Gordon, Tremaine Edmunds, and TJ Edwards are flying all over the middle of the field, while Jaylon John absolutely shuts down the outside. And low and behold, we have a legit defense line now! Gervon Dexter is developing into a legit threat! Andrew Billings has the body of a bulldozer and also the power of a bulldozer and also, somehow, the speed of a bulldozer. There is just no way to scheme to block him when Montez Sweat and Darrell Taylor are on the line with Dexter and Billings between them! It's awesome to see! Is this too many exclamation marks! I don't think I can stop!

BWF Pod - Preseason Episode 3: So Was that Fine or Great?

  Join your award-winning* hosts as they digest an offense that started cold for 3 straight drives before flashing greatness, Tory Taylor the Greatest Punter to Ever Exist, and a secondary that's starting to look like one of the best in the game. *Being awarded "most hatemail" is still technically an award.

BWF Pod: Preseason Week 2 - We Just Might Have Something Here

Defensive lineman playing lights out! A wide receiver corps that's knocking on the door of best in the league! Oh and the BEST QB in the draft (for the past several years?) Join your revered hosts Patrick and Coach Bob as they salivate over what we have in front of us for an hour. Heck, play it on loop, this is the good life.

BWF Pod - Preseason Episode 1: DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW HISTORIC THIS IS

  There's so much going on! There's so much to talk about! Hall of fame game! Hard Knocks! Jaylon Johnson contract extension! DJ Moore contract extension! Every lineman's injured!  And your beloved hosts discuss... none of that. Absolutely none. Ignore it altogether. Instead, sit back, relax, and relive the joys of how outrageously historic this point is Bears history is.

The Olin Kreutz Guide to Conflict Resolution

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 Hi, I'm Olin Kreutz. You probably remember me from my dynamic play at Center, my in-your-face attitude, or my 13 years playing for the Chicago Bears. While I'm proud of my work leading the offensive line (and locker room!) for the Chicago Bears, what I'm most proud of today is my new, life-changing system: The Olin Kreutz System for Conflict Resolution. "Whoa, conflict resolution? Haha I don't swing that way pal!" I know what it sounds like. But trust me. When you learn my life-changing methods for conflict resolution, nobody will joke or disrespect you. Ever again. They won't offer you the standard pay for a coaching assistant . They wouldn't dare. They wouldn't dare . Because of how good you'll be at conflict resolution. Let's begin. ...what was that? Did you say something? Did you say something? Oh, haha a water break! Ha! Of course! Everybody needs water! We're all having fun here! Ha! Ha. Well? Are you done interrupting now? Okay....