Hi, I'm Olin Kreutz. You probably remember me from my dynamic play at Center, my in-your-face attitude, or my 13 years playing for the Chicago Bears. While I'm proud of my work leading the offensive line (and locker room!) for the Chicago Bears, what I'm most proud of today is my new, life-changing system: The Olin Kreutz System for Conflict Resolution. "Whoa, conflict resolution? Haha I don't swing that way pal!" I know what it sounds like. But trust me. When you learn my life-changing methods for conflict resolution, nobody will joke or disrespect you. Ever again. They won't offer you the standard pay for a coaching assistant . They wouldn't dare. They wouldn't dare . Because of how good you'll be at conflict resolution. Let's begin. ...what was that? Did you say something? Did you say something? Oh, haha a water break! Ha! Of course! Everybody needs water! We're all having fun here! Ha! Ha. Well? Are you done interrupting now? Okay....
The Bears defense looks legit! Like literally dominant . Kyler Gordon, Tremaine Edmunds, and TJ Edwards are flying all over the middle of the field, while Jaylon John absolutely shuts down the outside. And low and behold, we have a legit defense line now! Gervon Dexter is developing into a legit threat! Andrew Billings has the body of a bulldozer and also the power of a bulldozer and also, somehow, the speed of a bulldozer. There is just no way to scheme to block him when Montez Sweat and Darrell Taylor are on the line with Dexter and Billings between them! It's awesome to see! Is this too many exclamation marks! I don't think I can stop!
Join your award-winning* hosts as they digest an offense that started cold for 3 straight drives before flashing greatness, Tory Taylor the Greatest Punter to Ever Exist, and a secondary that's starting to look like one of the best in the game. *Being awarded "most hatemail" is still technically an award.
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